(Source: ghoststhatweknew)

"You too, snitchy."

I wholeheartedly support Four’s decision to mix in really awesome old episodes of The Simpsons amongst the crappy newer episodes. Bart sells his soul, you say? Perfect.

‎Well, I hope you’re all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks, folks from a Hollywood where values are different. They weren’t thinking about the money. They just wanted to tell a story, a story about a radioactive man, and you slick small-towners took ‘em for all they were worth.
Marge: Come on, Homer. Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon.
Homer: That’s not how I remember it.
Does Not Suffice

Joanna Newsom is playing here in Budapest on the 29th. I’m sort of tempted to go, what with all the critical praise and the fact that people I love positively adore her. But honestly I never really got her, and she scares and confuses me.

As always, in a time of existential angst, I turn to a quote from The Simpsons: ‘I used to be with it, but then they changed what “it” was. Now what I’m with isn’t it, and what’s “it” seems weird and scary to me.’

kavatski:

“Hello. I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It’s all lies. But they’re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth? The answer is: No.”

kavatski:

Hello. I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It’s all lies. But they’re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth? The answer is: No.”

"The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots." - The Commandant, The Simpsons, ‘The Secret War of Lisa Simpson’

"The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots." - The Commandant, The Simpsons, ‘The Secret War of Lisa Simpson’

whiskeywednesday:

ithinkigotthegistofit:


Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you’re in luck. Your sexual harassment suit is exactly what I need to help rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch?
Marge:  It’s 9:30 in the morning.
Lionel Hutz: Yeah, but I haven’t slept in days.

whiskeywednesday:

ithinkigotthegistofit:

Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you’re in luck. Your sexual harassment suit is exactly what I need to help rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch?

Marge: It’s 9:30 in the morning.

Lionel Hutz: Yeah, but I haven’t slept in days.