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Me:Hah, can you believe this guy has a blog devoted entirely to hummus?
Stepdad:That's crazy. There are government supercomputers constantly scanning for those keywords. I wouldn't even go to those sites, personally.
Me:[Confused silence] Wait, no, hummus not Hamas.
Stepdad:Uh?
Me:The dip, not the terrorist group.
Stepdad:Oh.