Would Would MacGyver do?
I was in a bit of a panic earlier, as I had company coming and a particularly nice bottle of wine saved for the occasion - Only to discover the corkscrew was nowhere to be found.
Not to worry, however, as pushing the cork into the bottle and then fishing it out with a looped piece of string worked like a charm.

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That last post
was written while heavily intoxicated, from my phone.
Tumbling from your phone is a skill I rank somewhere between picking locks and unhooking bras (essentially the same thing anyway), so I’m fairly proud of myself for managing that.
It had tags, too. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.